The Evil Lead

Sunday, May 10, 2026

Broo Rescue

Look at this poor little fella. Not only is his spear broken, but some mongrel has cut off his horns! Who would do such a thing?

He was also going cheap on eBay, so I decided to rescue him and see if I couldn't fix him up.

I am far from competent with greenstuff, but 'good enough' horns were fairly straight forward. I decided I would convert him into a standard bearer, so scanned eBay for a suitable totem. The criteria was a) skulls and b) not too expensive. I found this one which had an appropriate number of skulls and a severed head (the broo has another severed head tucked under his shield). I wasn't sure where it was from so I asked on the Oldhammer Forum. Apparently it's a Chaos Space Marine Icon (1997) sculpted by Aly Morrison. I've been calling it the Evil Spaceman Thingy.

I drilled out the spear hand to take a banner pole. For my hobgoblin standard bearer I used a bulked out wire spear for the pole. This has needed gluing back on several times... This time around I've used a cocktail stick, which seems much more sturdy. I then bulked out the lower half of the spear shaft with greenstuff.

Anyway, here's the finished article, ready for release back into the forests of the Empire.

Thursday, April 30, 2026

SQUATED!

The time has come to sell on my dear old squats.

I've mentioned before that I fell back into wargaming playing a 15mm FUBAR campaign with a couple of mates. This was great fun. We jointly created the back story for the planet we were fighting over, and we would take it in turns to GM/host games (so the players never knew their opponent's mission objectives). Each game was designed to move the narrative along. There were many memorable battles; a brutal shoot out between tech-ninjas and fascist goons in a labyrinthine downtown slum, a scramble for an alien artefact in the jungle zone causing a stampede of toy dinosaurs, a Seven Samurai-style defence of a mining facility where the defenders could move through underground tunnels to ambush the attackers...

My whistle had been well and truly wetted. I'd enjoyed painting the 15mm guys and fancied having a go at some 28mm minis. And of course, being a contrary sod, I picked a totally dead faction! Considering I didn't have a clue what I was doing, and was using Tamiya paints with wood stain for shading, they actually came out OK (albeit with the classic 'fried egg' eyes).

Sadly, their unpainted comrades were sold on to help pay for new break shoes and the project came to a grinding halt. In the last several years I've used them once - for a random game of Stargrunt - so I think it's now time that these venerable warriors were enjoyed by someone else. But before they ship out, I thought I'd take a few snaps for posterity.

The first 'Space Dwarf' release for Rogue Trader was the RT03 range (1987) sculpted by the Perrys. From left to right: Lewis Gunn, Colt Stoner and Smoothbore Sten.

These were followed in early 1988 by the first release of Bob Olley's Iron Claw Squats. A lot of the sculpts still had that early-RT space pirate vibe going on. From left to right: unnamed (and yes, that is a shuriken catapult), Lt. Yarvin and Gulbar.

The majority of my little force are drawn from the second Iron Claw release (1989). These coincided with the release of the RTB10 Space Dwarfs plastic boxed set and have the same classic aesthetic of lasguns, flack jackets and helmets with blast visors.

Finally, we have Gunner Keif from the RT9 range (1987) packing a conversion beamer and a squat medic (1988). I believe both are Perry Twins sculpts.

Cheers

Saturday, April 25, 2026

Snake Cults and Pig Men

It's been a busy ol' month so far. I have managed to squeeze in a bit of painting time. Not as much as I would have liked, but isn't that always the way?

Anyway, first up we have a classic Jes Goodwin beastman sculpt from the 1988 Realm of Chaos range. I was very pleased with how he came out.

This is from an era where Citadel stopped naming their minis in the catalogue, so he is uninspiringly identified as '022004'. The miniature did. however, feature as a Combat Card (GW's 1992 take on Top Trumps) where he is called 'Gregor-Kurt the Twin'.

Now, it has been said, somewhat unkindly, that the snake-arm mutation looks a wee bit like a sock puppet. To this I say, well maybe it is! Maybe Gregor-Kurt is a worshiper of the Warhammer equivalent of Glycon.

In our world, the cult of the snake god Glycon was founded in the mid-2nd century CE by Alexander of Abonoteichos. Glycon was a large snake with human features and hair on his head, who would whisper prophesies to Alexander in a human voice. Alexander claimed he had discovered Glycon in Macedonia, brought the snake god back to his home town in Paphlagonia, built a temple and set himself up as a mystical healer and Glycon's oracle. Initially Alexander and Glycon specialized in fertility treatments (allegedly Alexander was quite hands on), but it was when the Antonine plague ripped through the Roman Empire that the cult really got going. Alexander claimed that Glycon had whispered to him a charm that would, for a fee, protect his followers against the plague. In the midst of a pandemic, Glycon's magical protection proved incredibly popular.

Late-2nd century statue of Glycon from Constanta, Romania

The cult spread rapidly. Cult inscriptions have been recorded as far apart as Antioch in the south and Londinium in the north. Emperor Marcus Aurelius even asked Glycon to foretell the outcome of his war against the Germanic tribes north of the Danube. Someone who was having none of this, though, was the satirist and realist Lucian of Samosata. His treatise Alexander the False Prophet doesn't pull any punches. Lucian called out Alexander as a fraud and a grifter, citing frequent examples, and exposed Glycon as an elaborate sock puppet hoax.

The cult has been revived in modern times by comics legend Alan Moore, who says he worships Glycon as he's unlikely to start believing 'a glove puppet created the universe or anything dangerous like that'.

So, what would a snake cult look like in the Warhammer world? I think we all know exactly what it would look like.

Rexor and Thorgrim from Conan the Barbarian (1982)

EDIT: A buddy pointed out that Warhammer: The Old World has, in fact, just introduced the Chaos Marauder cult of the Slithering Serpent (a proto-Slaanesh warrior lodge, apparently). So I went and had a peek at the models to see if they looked anything like Thulsa Doom's lads. They totally do!

I've also made a start on some command models. This musician is from the first Heavy Metal Hordes Kickstarter from last year, sculpted by Aaron Howdie.

He's a pleasingly chunky fellow named Craic Lyn. He probably scales better with the 4th ed. beastmen rather than their '80s brethren, but the aesthetic is Oldhammer through and through. For those interested in a comparison, here we have (from left to right): Broo (1983), C27 (1985), CH4 (1987), Broo (1983), 3000/6 (1994), HMH (2025).

While I've struggled to find time to paint, I seem to have found plenty of time to buy stuff! I've added enough beastmen to the lead pile to keep me going for a good while. And even though I have PDF versions, I finally weakened and rebought WFB 3rd ed. and Warhammer Armies (I blame Mike from the Warm Ale and Mud blog for this). It's been a particular joy to have a physical copy of Armies again. I loved this book as a kid and it still hits the spot. The previous owner has also carefully inserted the errata from White Dwarf, which is very helpful.

Cheers

Thursday, March 26, 2026

More March Muties

Despite being insanely busy at the mo', I still managed to hit my goal of finishing off a few more Oldhammer Citadel beastmen before the end of the month.

Age before beauty and all that: I've finally got around to basing the Fiend Factory FF68 Goat-headed Ogre (1982).

The next two are from the C27 Chaos Beastmen range sculpted by Trish Carden back in 1985. I was particularly pleased to pick up 'Kiss of Death' late last year and hope I've done him justice.

While there are a load of ram-headed beastmen out there, 'Axe Wielder' is probably the first lamb-man I've come across.

Finally, this is 'Merd', a CH4 Chaos Beastman from 1987.

He needed a shield so I raided the bitzbox and grabbed him an uruk shield from Ragnarok Miniatures.

All-in-all, I don't think March has been too shabby for painting beast-people.

Hopefully more soon.

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

March Muties

Kicking off March with a batch of Oldhammer broo and beastmen.

I also daubed a few of their buddies in fits and starts over the winter.

From left to right we have:

CH4 'Braksh'(1987), blister pack RuneQuest Broo (1983), Box 4 (v2) 'Broo' - these are the ones with the swappable heads (1983), Box 3 (v2) 'Attack of the Broo' (1983), Box 4 (v2) 'Broo' (1983), C27 'Cloven Hoof'' (1985), Box 4a 'The Broo!' (1983), blister pack Broo (1983). Phew!

One reason Citadel were able to pump out so many broo in a relatively short time was the canny reuse of body sculpts with new heads (and in some cases reused heads with new bodies). This particular body was used again (with modifications) for Cloven Hoof from the C27 Chaos Beastmen range.

That takes me up to 20 refurbished '80s broo/beastmen. I couldn't resist taking a progress photo of the herd so far.

Having ranked them up, one thing that occurred to me was the basing looked a little off. I think the mossy tufts looked OK individually, but I'm not sure I like it en masse. I think I'm going to pause basing anymore beastpeople until I've investigated some alternatives. Which means this poor chap will have to wait a while longer. He's a Fiend Factory FF68 Goat-headed Ogre (1982). He may well be the OG beast-guy!

There's plenty more odd-bods in the painting queue (I've got another 20-or-so reeking of Dettol and ready to go). If I can colour in another 4-5 this month I will be well chuffed.

Cheers

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Beowulf & Wiglaf

Here's a few more 18mm Wiglaf Miniatures Saxon and Vendel culture chaps. The aim was to finish off my remaining Saxon/Vendel miniatures from this range before jumping tracks and hitting some Oldhammer.

First up are Beowulf and Wiglaf (or possibly Wiglaf and Beowulf - I'm not quite sure who's who) from the PEN16 Legends and Luminaries pack. I'll be honest, I rushed them a little bit, but at 18mm they'll look just fine on the gaming table.

Accompanying them are a right bunch of Geats, ready to bravely run away at the merest whiff of a dragon!

I'm chuffed to have completed a playable army! The rest of the lads can be viewed over in the Saxons gallery. I'll hopefully return to this project later this year and make a start on the Welsh.