Thursday, July 10, 2025
Wilbur & Sal
Wednesday, July 2, 2025
The Hounds of Hell
For gamers of a certain vintage 'Chaos' will always be synonymous with Ian Miller's iconic artwork for Realm of Chaos: Slaves to Darkness. From the writhing body horror of the page borders to the full page illustrations, Miller's art gave the wargaming supplement the look and feel of a forbidden, blasphemous tome.
I was already familiar with Ian Miller from his Fighting Fantasy gamebook covers and his work in the Tolkien Illustrated Encyclopedia (more on that below), but Realm of Chaos era Miller blew my teenage mind. I don't think another artist has captured the vibe of chaos so well. Chaos should be weird and Miller turns the weird up to 11. The pieces are also beautifully realised, with dense engraving-style linework making all the grotesque, misshapen wiggliness incredibly detailed. It's like Durer on a seriously bad trip. I absolutely love this stuff.
So when I saw that John Robertson/Myriad Miniatures was doing a third collaboration with Ian Miller, this time based on his chaos illustrations, I got very excited. Check out some of the sculpts on the Osmoticmeld: The Hounds of Hell Kickstarter page. They are wild!
The scope of the Kickstarter is ambitious. There should be enough options to build a full army. I doubt my fun budget will stretch to a whole set, but I'm particularly taken with the followers and knight sculpts that I've seen so far. I will definitely be picking up a few odds and sods.
I did something similar with the first Osmoticmeld Kickstarter. I was a bit skint at the time, but when I saw the sculpt for Signum, based on an uruk hai from Helms Deep (1979), I knew I had to get him. I'd first seen the piece in the Tolkien Illustrated Encyclopedia when I were a lad and it made a lasting impression.
Wednesday, June 25, 2025
Antonius Bartonius and his Musical Bellows
I've slapped some colour on another Eureka Miniatures' Chaos Army chappy. He's Antonius Bartonius and his musical bellows. Painted over a couple of evenings a couple of weeks apart (it's been a busy month).
Having trawled through far too many Bosch and Bruegel paintings searching for these little weirdos*, I thought I'd have a go at making the skin translucent and the cloth meaty slabs of colour ala Bosch, as opposed to my usual tendency to desaturate everything. I'm not sure that I necessarily pulled it off, but I enjoyed trying something new and I'm reasonably happy with how he came out. Here he is with his dog (careful, he bites...)
* I couldn't find an exact match for Antonius, but I think he captures the vibe perfectly.
Thursday, June 12, 2025
A Weird Little Freak
I had a rare free evening this week, so I treated myself with slapping some paint on this weird little guy. It was liberating to paint a miniature for no other reason than my own amusement.
He's Batface the Biter from Eureka Miniature's Chaos Army range, sculpted by Mike Darpa and inspired by the works of Hieronymus Bosch and Pieter Bruegel. I picked up half a dozen of these minis a while back. They are lovely sculpts, crisp castings, with only minor clean up required, and this one was a joy to paint.
Wednesday, May 14, 2025
Head on a Stick
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Cards for Chaos Marauders illustrated by John Blanche (GW 1987) |
"Hobgoblin forces always carry their army standard into battle. This takes the form of a staff or pole bearing a trophy or sign, and is carried in a small wagon drawn by a span of fierce Hobhounds. So long as their standard remains intact, any Mournguls are subject to frenzy. The army standard, its wagon and crew must be included."The Hobgoblin standard is the symbol of the tribe's honour. Any enemy unit engaged in close combat against it is hated by all Mourngul units on the table.
"The standard is a potent magical symbol to the Hobgoblin wizard. Totems always have the ability to act as a magical reservoir as described under magic standards. All Hobgoblin wizards must surrender half of their magic points before the battle and place them in the standard."
As there was no model for this, the cart and totem would need to be cobbled together using bits from other ranges or scratch built! A superb example can be seen over on the Somewhere the Tea's Getting Cold blog, but drawn by a lobotomised ogre rather than a span of hobhounds.
The requirements were less onerous for the hobgoblin mercenary contingent list in Warhammer Armies. Now you could take a standard bearer rather than needing to scratch build a dogcart. The contingent standard was also optional, but then why wouldn't you take one?
"The contingent standard is a sacred tribal fetish. As long as the standard remains intact, all Hobgoblins are subject to frenzy. Any enemy unit engaged in close combat with the standard bearer will be hated by all Hobgoblins."
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From Warhammer Armies supplement for WFB 3rd ed. (GW 1988) |
The obvious choice of model, and the only hobgoblin standard bearer in production in 1988, would have been from the Despoiling Hobgoblins of the Darklands Regiments of Renown set. However, I currently have enough despoiling hobgoblin troopers in the Dettol jar to field Throg and the boys as their own unit, complete with their iconic standard as Goodwin intended. This meant I'd have to leave my comfort zone and convert another hob for the tribal fetish wrangler. I settled on a DL2 discipline master (from the Aly Morrison's Hobgoblin Warriors boxed set) who had come with a job lot of hobs minus his man-catcher.
Saturday, April 26, 2025
OLDBOWL '86 - 1st edition Blood Bowl
The year was 1986. Channel 4 had spent several years exposing UK audiences to the bizarre and exhilarating spectacle of the NFL, William 'the Refrigerator' Perry of the Chicago Bears and Dan Marino of the Miami Dolphins were household names, and Games Workshop released the first edition of one of their most iconic board games.
Designed by Jervis Johnson, the game reimagined American Football in GW's nascent Warhammer Fantasy Battle setting, complete with bad puns, chaos spikey death bits and lashings of ultraviolence. The insanely cool box art was by Brett Ewins, known at the time to fans of 2000AD for his run on the Judge Dredd strip. It was 1986 and Blood Bowl was top of my Christmas list.
Sunday, April 13, 2025
Come Mister Talisman, tally me hobgoblins
Tuesday, April 1, 2025
The Elusive Baron
I've finally got my mitts on Baron Brightgore! He's from Citadel's 1985 C36 hobgoblins range, sculpted by Aly Morrison.
I've wanted this miniature since I was a kid, after seeing him depicted as the Khan of the hobgoblin mercenary contingent in Warhammer Armies (1988). I remember thinking how cool and goblin-y he looked.
There's plenty more where this lot came from. It's taken a while, but I've managed to collect nearly all the C36 sculpts. There's now just the small matter of painting them all. The one notable absence from the collection is 'Gyokurinti the Strangler' - a mutant hobgoblin with a maced tail from the pre-slotta range. Unfortunately he appears to be as rare as rocking horse poo. One day...
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Hi folks. I've had a few months off. Not necessarily for good behaviour. But now it's cold, wet and dark of an evening I've retr...
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I have done an incredible amount of painting this week. Mercifully, I have now finished redecorating upstairs... I'm with the Mole on th...
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The year was 1986. Channel 4 had spent several years exposing UK audiences to the bizarre and exhilarating spectacle of the NFL, William ...